AND THE LORD paugh SAID: You will make a covenant with all that is fluffy, pastel, and exhibiting downward tendency in its heart. You will make note of it where none have made note before. You will bring it into the immaughnent, displaying Revaughlation for all. And mark the words of your Lord: If the paugh is known by even a single man, then my Creation will persist. These knowers are the paughdikim ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim ), and they shall maintain the awareness of paugh for all humanity, while the rest shall be producers of prodigious paugh, the likes of which will steer the course of great nations. It is My will that the paugh of the land live on in everlasting downward tendency, and My will shall be done.
The intent of this website it so educate the populous on the existence of paugh, illustrate how to identify paugh, and if you are paugh, show you how to embrace it.
"Paugh" was first discovered during a viewing of the movie "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." Steve Martin's "Ruprecht" character helped form the original inspiration for Paugh as we know it today. It was only discussed in small circles until 2000 when Josh Teague publicly imitated Ruprecht and experienced paugh first hand. He mentally documented the experience though was not fully able to develop a full understanding of paugh by himself. In 2003 Josh presented his findings to his fellow researchers of the world Michael R. Nelson and William H. Mather. Over the next three years these great minds developed a greater understanding of the phenomenon of paugh and began documenting it visually. In January of 2005, paugh went to the public in the form of this website. Since then, Mike, Josh, and Will have conscripted the noble paugh theologians Leon O. Fowler,Jeremy Z. Van Hill, and Brett Q. Gilbert to help build to the paugh research database. This website is a product of their labor, finding, illustrating, and sometimes creating paugh for the greater good of the world. May god bless their work.
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AND THE LORD paugh SAID: You will make a covenant with all that is fluffy, pastel, and exhibiting downward tendency in its heart. You will make note of it where none have made note before. You will bring it into the immaughnent, displaying Revaughlation for all. And mark the words of your Lord: If the paugh is known by even a single man, then my Creation will persist. These knowers are the paughdikim ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim ), and they shall maintain the awareness of paugh for all humanity, while the rest shall be producers of prodigious paugh, the likes of which will steer the course of great nations. It is My will that the paugh of the land live on in everlasting downward tendency, and My will shall be done.
That is, paugh may have lost the battle, but it'll never lose the war.
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