Vulgar Paugh

This is a very complex paugh image because it dances that very delicate line between revolting, and paugh. To discover the true paughness, lets discuss this image and find out why it is paugh. First, the frozen raw bird alone is quite paugh; the sprawled wings have a very helpless feeling, as if a chubby asian baby was pooping itself at a Tokyo bus stop, abandoned by its parents. The mystery substance coming out of the rectum of the turkey is very paugh alone, but becomes seemingly disgusting when it spills from the dead animal. The soft round shapes with letters are quite paugh too, especially the word ‘turkey’ spelled out in the back of the photo as if the Turkey is trying to communicate and define itself, attempting to validate its existence unsuccessfully. Two small details on the table around the turkey also make this image very paugh. If you look carefully you’ll find a random safety pin and ballpoint pen, two homonyms within the southern vernacular, which are completely inconsequential to the existence of a dead oozing bird.