Paugh Creature



This is the Willie Creation I never made.

Paugh Origins: Ruprecht


(just *a* Ruprecht - temporary photo)

The beginnings of Paugh as a word begin in the home of the Teagues. They would have spontaneous wrestling matches between the brothers... who knows why... but the ultimate move was the Ruprecht. The Ruprecht is a move more subtler than judo, in which instead of using force, you just drape your arms over your opponent limply and let out a long stream of "paaaaauuuuuughghhhghhhhhhhhh" . This would immediately win the match, as the opponent curls into a little ball to escape the terrible paugh slam.

The Ruprecht derives its name from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, in which Steve Martin plays a character of the same name. A careful analysis of his behavior is what unlocked the deadly art of paugh in combat. Good ol' Steve - a man of cunning.

Computer Science People



CS people are full of good mirth and cheer, not to mention brimming with neat ideas and illicit images on their hard drives, but they are the Paugh Masters in their own domain.

the line that I have pushed

That's two posts concerning elderly people in a row. I'm DEFINITELY going to get some comment sometime about this. It's all a matter of time.

Paugh Safety Data Sheet



Paugh can be quite debilitating when absorbed in large doses over a lifetime. This man must have taken close to several thousand PADS (a measure of paugh dosage) at some time in his life, and he has fallen into a state of paughcrosis (paugh-out in rigor).

I like the discus guy.

There is a distinct possibility that I will get a complaint about this.
I present to you the Golden Age Games 2004:
http://www1.va.gov/vetevent/gag/2004/PhotoGallery.cfm